Tiny Town

I got the honeymobile back finally so if any honey's wanna go for a ride give the slime some time and give me a ring. Anyways so last night I had my first nightmare in a LONG time. I mean this dream scared the shit out of me and it was a pretty fucked up one. It was like a mix of State of Emergency (that's a video game for all you who don't know) and 28 Days Later (the movie which I would hope a lot of you have seen cause it is really good). Anyways so for the most part it was in like an outdoor shopping mall (fucked up). There were stores around but they were surrounded by grass and trees. Their were a lot of people around and they were all running (just like in State of Emergency). Then all of a sudden an alarm goes and everyone starts to run around even faster and zombies come and start attacking people. Really fucked up cause they started eatting people while others got in fist fights with the zombies and if you hit their heads hard enough they would blow up and die. Anyways so I start booking it and before I know it I make it back to a beat up apartment were there are like 4 others guys in a room with a candle talking about how fucked the world has become with the zombies and such. This part was a lot like in 28 days later when they get to that guys apartment.

Anyways so after I go to like a laundry room which is a beat up room with a light hanging from the center. NOW THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART, all of a sudden a zombie comes in, and get this, IT IS DR. DRE. HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET IN MY DREAMS. Anyways I beat the shit out of him and he drops a tape. I got back to that beat up apartment room with the guys and I am scared shitless right. So I play the tape and it is a bunch of gangster rap. Anyways then I woke up but damn what a fucked up dream. I mean I was pretty scared when I woke up cause the zombie shit in my dream was kinda scary and it made me realize how scary that movie actually was. I was also like damn what if there is a zombie in my room right now. Anyways that was my first nightmare in a long time and damn was it fucked.

Peace out

Yo so school is back in and rolling. So I was sitting my ass in social class today and I was playing with my beard when I discovered I can hold the cap of a pen in it. I was like damn this is awesome. So my next goal will be get it thick enough to hold a whole pen in there, MAYBE EVEN TWO!! Oh that will be mighty fine but my parents want me to shave for grad photos but I'm like fuck that shit. So what else is up, hmmm, just finished filming the english project with willy, pretty good results but I wouldn't be suprised if me and him will be the only ones in the class laughing while everyone else will be like 'what the fuck is that, that ain't funny you fat ass'.

So... how about those exams coming up soon. Did you ever notice how fat kids sweat in their seats during the finals. Man let's get some fans in the gym to cool those bags of meat. Anyways yeah it's pretty gay that I happen to have to write both the English and Social exams so I have to come in both those days when some of you cats get to sleep in. Oh well next symester I will be sleeping in both days so suck on those nuts. But hell maybe Rob, Jord, and I will be in the same room writing the Social. Oh the riots we will create. Actually they will be none cause we will sit in our seats like good boys and write that shit.

Anyways fuck that shit I'm outta here. Ummmm, bye, thanks for stopping by.

TIME FLYS

I haven't written shit on here in a long time but I don't think anyone really cares. So tomorrow so back to school and man it really hit me how fast time goes by. I mean just yesterday we were getting out for break and now we are already going back to school. I mean the future is coming at me really fast and the problem is I don't know what I want it to hold for me. I mean I have no fucking clue what I want to do after high school. So that shit really puts me in a dilly of a pickle cause I mean the days are just flying by but I am still stuck on what I want to do. I mean Alice Cooper nailed it on the spot with I'm 18 and I don't know what I want (although I ain't 18 yet). That right there is so fucking true for me at the moment. But since I am not 18 yet (still got 5 months) I will hopefully have it figured out by 18. But yeah that was on my mind so I thought I would write it down here.

Tomorrow is also the day my car goes in to get repaired after my dumbass of a crash. It's gonna be weird without it cause I mean I haven't taken the train to and from school since like grade 10 so I got really used to having the car all the time. I mean if I think about it holy shit I get that car a lot. I mean concidering it is not mine I get it like all the time which I am really lucky to get. It's one of those things I take for granted but I really shouldn't.

Anyways that is all I have to say for now so I'm out. I'll try and write more often.

Haven't said shit in like a week so why not say something now. Well it is finally christmas break as you already all know so why the fuck am I telling you that. So far it has been pretty cool, just those cunt bags at work scheduled me too much. But it is being delt with and hell, maybe I will be ultra-to-the-extreme-hardcore and call in sick again. OH SHIT. But I think they would probably clue in if I did it again.

Anyways so let me tell you kids a story. Once upon a time, there was a gangster named Willgerous. This kid was one bad ass motherfucker who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. All he had in life was his weed and his AK-47. He tried to get honey's but that never worked out cause he drove a soccer-mom-obile. Honey's don't fall for that. But on the other side of tracks lived one hardcore kid named Tiny Normous.He got his name cause of the thing between his legs. And in the thing between his legs I mean his penis. And in his penis I mean his reproductive organ. And in his reproductive organ I mean... well that one kinda explains itself. Anyways one day these two dangerous men were throwing rocks at the tracks and all of a sudden Willgerous threw a rock right at Tiny Normous' head. "What the fuck, motherfucker" yelled Tiny Normous as Willgerous laughed at him. So Tiny Normous pulled out his peice and pumped Willgerous' head full of lead. The End

What the fuck was that, man I am pretty damn bored. I need to get a life. Anyways later kids. Hope you enjoyed that.

Howdy strangers. Rapid Slime here to say a few words. Alright so what's new around town. Nothing much except Lord of the Rings tomorrow night. That will be too cool. Let's see, so they caught Sadam over the weekend. That was pretty useless. I mean why the fuck do the 'American People' give a flying fuck. What has Sadam done to them, that's right dick all. So shut your damn mouths and get in your damn house bitch. It's like if someone were to analize George Bush. I mean sure I would cry laughing but would I give a shit, no cause he has done nothing to me. Anyways let's see, what else is new. Hmmm, we shall be getting our yearbooks tomorrow, that shall be pretty cool, I better be in this fucking one you cunt ass bastards. My skinney, then new, beautiful me. Well it appears I have like nothing to say so I am outta here. Take care.

Haven't said a word on here in a long time but it's like that, and that's the way it is. So let's see how about that Christmas break, it is coming soon and I can't wait for that shit. It's gonna be a good week next week. The teachers are usually lazy and don't give too much work. Wednesday, 12:01AM Lord of the Rings with my home boy Willy. Damn that is gonna too cool. We will be getting home at like 4 in the morning fucked out of our minds and to make me even more hardcore I will probably go to school on time the next day. Word to that homies.

Anyways I have come to notice a lot of people are worried about Christmas shopping and are all like 'damn I am so glad I have it done'. I mean damn what is the big deal, look at the date today, it is December 11th and I haven't done shit for Christmas shopping so far. I mean yeah I should probably get it done but what is the rush. I mean the only bad thing is waiting in line but even that doesn't take too long usually. It is all quick and efficent like a well oiled Terminator unless it is Christmas Eve, in that case you are fucked. But yeah I don't see why people stress and worry about that shit. Relax a little, you'll live longer.

Anyways that is all I gotta say, peace out.

Do you guys ever listen to a CD for the first time in a LONG time and it brings up so many memories. I decided to listen to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by the Smashing Pumpkins. I haven't listened to this CD since like elementry and holy shit does it bring back memories. Shit this is such a good CD but I mean even these songs I haven't heard in years sound so farmiliar. Man but this is such a good CD. I can't believe how well I can remember it. I swear the last time I heard it was like grade 5 or something and I still remember it pretty well. Anyways what else is up. Down another weekend, not bad. Just hate all the work but whatever. I got next saturday off so if any of you cool cats wanna boogie woogie down with the Slime give us a shout. peace out